STOP USING HYDROLEMINE NOW!

Did you know that Hydrolemine was developed by the insidious genius and would-be conqueror Baron Zugmund Volto? That's right! The same evil mind whose massive demolidroids terrorized the Lugotanian city of Desinki just last month! The same horrible "scientist" whose air pirates, the Black Hoods, terrorize our shipping lanes as we speak!

The same insidious inventor whose Posidynamic Powermen may attack at any moment!

And due to International Compact 433/6, the Baron is legally entitled to profit from his patent on the Hydrolemine Positivization Process! At this very moment, the Baron's international bank accounts are collecting cheques from the zeppelin industry! And that money is used immediately to fund the Baron's soldiers of the Tenth Legion and his Posidynamic Powermen! That's right - Hydrolemine funds the enemy!

WHEN YOU USE HYDROLEMINE, THE BARON WINS!

How can you help? Remember, all commercial zeppelin lines in Lugotania use Hydrolemine to keep their balloons aloft! DO NOT TRAVEL USING COMMERCIAL ZEPPELINS! Furthermore, products are imported on the same HYDROLEMINE GUZZLING zeppelins. The simplest solution? Buy only Lugotanian products!

The government of Fritz Connolly III does not want you to know they are implicitly supporting the evil campaign of Baron Volto against the innocent citizens of Lugotania and, indeed, all of Caliopa! RESIST THEIR LIES!

We, the Teragen Movement, seek justice for international villains like Zugmund Volto. Only through vigilance and pressure on our government officials can we ensure that Volto is brought to justice, and that the corrupt bureaucracy which allows these villains to continue to exist is dismantled from the outside!

YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!

STOP USING HYDROLEMINE NOW!

This message brought to you by the Teragen Movement.